I narrowly missed hitting a bird with my car the other day. This is the response I got:
Back Windshield
The Roof
The passenger door
I will be holding an international press conference to decry the disproportionate response. After all, I didn’t hit the bird, I was just asserting my right to share the same air space. Air space that was taken from me by Avian aggression.
June 25, 2009 at 5:28 pm
The Message is clear. Hitchcok knew it: kill all birds.