Tell me, does anyone else out there have toddlers that get sick? (I realize if you’ve got a toddler, then you’ve got one that gets sick.)

After flipping through the “What to Expect in the Toddler Years” tome, it seems that Malcolm (age 3) has every possible ailment listed in the book. After reading through every symptom and every illness it is impossible to decide what he has (or doesn’t have). Maybe he has everything. I’m not sure, but I am certain that he isn’t healthy.

I think I’ve settled on flu as the most likely diagnosis. When all else fails, call it the flu, right?